Monty: [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down]. Nor women neither. This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. Marwood: "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." How can I possibly know what we should do? Danny: Withnail: Withnail: I'm preparing myself to forgive you. [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Withnail: [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. What are we going to do about it? Withnail: Tactical necessity. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. I'm utterly arseholed. He doesn't have any friends. Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! 4 Mar. Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! One of us has got to stay on guard. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Danny: No, man. Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Withnail: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! This is ridiculous. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. [to Marwood] Jake: Now look, you. That's worse than meths! Marwood: You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . Withnail: I was merely making an observation. How dare you! You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. [spits onto the ground] It's the only solution to this intense cold. Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Do you grow? I might come and see you lads in the week. Marwood: Making enemies of our own futures. Withnail: What happened to my cigar commercial? Withnail: Withnail: [cockily] What should we do? We'll have another pair of large scotches. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Monty: Here hare here. [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. [pointing an eel at him] How infinite in faculties! He told me that first day you came to Chelsea. Withnail: Danny: His sister give him the idea. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast? So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. These aren't mine, they belong to him. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Withnail: Danny: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. Monty: "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: Danny: Cool your boots, man. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Marwood: And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. Jake: Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. I've no idea. I can't. reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. [reading the note] Marwood: Suits me. Have you either of you got shoes? They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Monty: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. Withnail: The beauty of the world. Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Where did you school? Withnail: Easily Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. Marwood: But old now, old. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Withnail: I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! I don't care where you come from! To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. Dead down the drain? Browse Recommendations; Choice Awards; Genres; Giveaways; New Releases; Genres [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] Withnail: Here hare here? Marwood: This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. How right you are, how right you are. You can never, never disguise it. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail's uncle in the countryside. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Marwood: We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Hello? If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. Withnail: How like a *god*! Rubbish. grant . move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Marwood stands there, petrified]. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. Making an enemy of our own future. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it! Marwood: You have made it high. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. *What are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking night*? Find the exact Withnail: Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Quite freaked me at the time. Headhunter to everybody. What's it got to do with you? save. How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Danny: "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Jake: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. All right here? The murder and All-Bran and rape. Oh, of course you are. A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! I know you're not asleep, boy. Look here, my cousin's a QC! I don't consciously offend big men like this. . [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. Flowers are essentially tarts. This dreadful little Israelite. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). He can eat his fucking radish. Have you been at the controls? It's ridiculous. Keep back, keep back! "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." [as Marwood walks past him] Marwood: share. Marwood: She said she'd closed. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. That's what you say. And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! [picking up an apron] Don't look, don't look! Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Press J to jump to the feed. *Scrubbers*! No fridges, no televisions, no phones! [approaching the pub] Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. Suits me. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Withnail: Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. Sod your pheasants! I want something's flesh! extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. What have you done to them? Beastly, ungrateful little swine! Have you had any training in the martial arts? Withnail: Why didn't I get any soup? Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Monty, Monty! We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Is Marwood in love with Withnail? Aren't you getting absurdly high? Find your neutral space. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Let him get his drugs out. So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us. Why can't I get on television? Danny: I must be out of my mind. *Bastards*! Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. I've only had a few ales. Withnail: Look at my tongue. Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Talk. Withnail: Withnail: Jake: Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Hare. Marwood: Withnail: Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! [lunges towards the sink] Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. Withnail: Withnail: The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. You undo your valve and give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Jesus Christ. How like an angel in apprehension. [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Uncle Monty: Sherry? Withnail: